What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:01
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
No way
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Next, they tried...
How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Has anyone been spanked by their parents after becoming an adult?
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So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
What techniques can be used to sing like Freddie Mercury if one is unable to hit high notes?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is the story of how you met your spouse?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Everyone loved it.